Overheard in the Quilt Shop
While my husband and the preschooler were waiting for me at the quilt shop:
Lady: Hi, what’s your name?
Preschooler: stares at her blankly and in complete *silence*
Lady continues to engage preschooler in a conversation to no avail and finally says:
Lady: Well, if you’re not going to tell me your name, I won’t tell you mine.